“Dale! Get out of the hot tub, we’re stealing a news van!”

“It’s the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?!”

“Tell em about the time you assassinated that Central American dictator!”

“Again?”

“Gladly!”

“They keep making TV’s smaller and smaller!”

“And bigger and bigger!”

“Soon the medium TV will be a thing of the past!”

I know I’ve been really lousy about updating this blog, but there’s good news! I found a folder of screen caps I forgot about, so what better day to post them! Be on the lookout friends! (and I mean from the government)

“You gotta put that out, there’s no more smoking in restaurants, remember?”

“Excuse me miss, this is Texas.”

(via rustycunt)

“For three years now I’ve had show turtles, and I’ve never once put them in a show.”

“…I’m a freakin’ hypocrite…”

“Can you smell my armpit? I don’t think my deodorant is working.”