December 2011
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“You gotta put that out, there’s no more smoking in restaurants, remember?”
“Excuse me miss, this is Texas.”
September 2011
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“For three years now I’ve had show turtles, and I’ve never once put them in a show.”
“…I’m a freakin’ hypocrite…”
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August 2011
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July 2011
2 posts
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June 2011
7 posts
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“You’re going to go tell everyone that you lied and stole their money!”
“Ummmm……kind of in the middle of a beer.”
I make good on my promises.
To celebrate hitting 1000 followers, we are now officially FUCKYEAHDALEGRIBBLE.COM!
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May 2011
7 posts
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“These are for me? How could you afford them?”
“I can assure you these were paid for in full and are yours to enjoy with no strings attached!”
“Just consider it my way of saying “Sorry”.”
“Sorry for what?!”
“Oh, you’ll know……”
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“So you’re telling me you’ll spray the entire prison for just $1 a month?”
“My word is my bond, sir!”
“…Due to the fact that the state wouldn’t bond me.”
“…Or insure me.”
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“The internet is full of pictures of each and every one of you.”
“…of course you’d know that if you ever visited my website…”
April 2011
17 posts
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WatchGVOYW- A message from your fearless leader!
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“Have you ever tried replacing a cockroach’s blood with root beer?”
*sigh* “You know I haven’t.”
“Then don’t judge me.”
Me: Dale Gribble is the greatest character in King of the Hill. I wonder if they have a "Fuck yeah Dale Gribble" tumblr.
Katie: Check!
Me: Oh my God, there is.
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“Whatchya got under the foil, mr. party pooper?”
“Some party poop?”
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“Dale, I have to tell you something very important.”
“Nancy is not the wife you think she is, and John Redcorn is not the friend you think he is.”
“Wait a minute…let me get this straight-“
“Nancy and John Redcorn did something to your dog?”
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“I like your tie!”
“Found it on the ground!”
getmydisease-deactivated2011050 asked: OKAY, what's your favorite dale focused episode? ive got to know. i heart dale.
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Anonymous asked: So what is your favorite Dale quote?
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“Did you win!?!?”
“Now that’s what I call losing the battle, but winning the war!”
March 2011
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“You just say the word, and Ladybird will die a mysterious death.”
“I know of several poisons that have the meaty taste dogs love!”
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“Dammit, Dale!”
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“Last Christmas I hid Joseph’s present so well that I STILL haven’t found it!”
“Cutest little puppy…..”
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“With voter turnout at all time lows, not voting makes me more American!”
“The only thing more American than not voting is Egyptian cotton linen irregulars at 40% off!”
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“I’ve been waiting 20 years for this moment.” “Prepare to be destroyed by the deadliest of all martial arts…..” “MONKEY STYLE!!!!”
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